So I did it, I applied to the Wipeout Casting people. This is what I said:

name: Dan Cameron
address: [removed] Ventura CA 93003
occupation: Freelance Web Developer and Design
contact phone numbers: [removed]
email addresses: [removed]
pictures: http://www.flickr.com/photos/camerons/3692474723/ ( I’m the one on the right
), http://www.flickr.com/photos/camerons/3655513075/ and this is me after hitting the big balls http://www.flickr.com/photos/camerons/3524436262/
summary of why you’re the perfect candidate: energetic and I don’t give up; love to prove myself wrong–that I can win on this show; I tend to say really stupid stuff ( which could be clipped for the world’s enjoyment ); occasionally funny; I have a good social network through twitter and my blog to make fun of me when the show is live; and I assume that I live close enough to the set so I could drive out there on early notice.
Well that’s it. Maybe they’ll contact me, maybe not. I’ll probably get my ass kicked if I did try but it sure looks fun.
AGH! There was another app that I had to fill out, mostly the same stuff but a lot of checkboxes. It’s too much to post here though.
