Origianlly started here on Jared’s site.
One of the only places where the line for the *men’s* room goes out the door and around the corner, while the women’s is virtually non-existent.
After Martha said to go in the womans restroom and Stryker and Jared pussing out, I had to write this.
Cutting! What a pussy comment. I have done it more then once and the last time I did it a lady walked in while I was leaving, not a big deal, because most people, women in this case, would be stunned and confused and you would be out of there before they figure out something to say.
Dan’s Piss tips:
1. Just don’t take a dump you won’t be able to pull that one off.
2. Make sure to take the first stall and keep the door open so when they walk by they can see you standing there.
3. Make eye contact, and say sorry. Don’t look like a crazy dude. With that said I wouldn’t try it Stryker.
4. In and out, don’t wash your hands. If you do cut in into the mens room, telling them you are just washing your hands, there is always an empty sink in the mens room.
5. Oh, the first step. Yell in the door and make sure noone is in there.
6. If you can keep the main door open, and even better if there is a wet floor sign put that in front of it, making it seem like it’s being cleaned or something.
7. Pee on a Bush if you must.
